13.) Jupiter Ascending [2/6/2015]

What could have been essentially King Ralph in space took all the worst parts of the three Star Wars prequels and boiled it down to a tangy reduction of convolution; I can only imagine a frightened CG artist starting the process with the Wachowskis standing behind him or her, asking with some trepidation how many space ships to render, and the Wachowskis answering in unison: "All the ships. Render for me ALL THE SHIPS!"